People Will Mourn The Legend. But Who Will Mourn For Me?

Legendary fantasy painter Frank Frazetta recently passed away at the ripe old age of 82. I remember seeing his art on the cover of old Conan comics when I was a kid.


I was likewise sad to discover the strained relationship he had with his son, Frank Jr., who recently drove a backhoe into the Frazetta Art Gallery to steal $20 million in paintings (strange ...).


"My son is an alien. There's no telling what he'll do. He's been like that for, I don't know, how many years. We played baseball in the old days. He always chose the opposite side from me."